Official Penis Holder

Dear Friends -

Many of you comment on how fun you think my job is - Oh, you are so lucky to work with horses all day! That must be so interesting! What a great job for you!

Most of this is true. However, there is some penis involved. Recently one of the doctors had to freeze a growth off a horse's you-know-what. He told me it was my job to hold the you-know-what so the horse couldn't suck it back in his body and away from our gloved hands.

I tied a piece of gauze around the penis, then held on for dear life. That thing was surprisingly strong! I sort of had a hard time holding it even though the horse was heavily sedated. I did my job though - and held on to that penis until the doctor was finished.

My mom would be so proud.